I do not like it with the skin, Dee. I’m not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin. I’m not ALLOWED!
TacticalPigeons
Im not allowed to eat the skin! Im not allowed!
Ricecrispiebandit
Get out of the house. SWAT team are enroute.
Blumenkohl126
Peel them like a normal person wtf
rustafarian7
Just smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will kill the bacteria from the skin.
DeliciousSTD
r/stupidperson
Not
r/stupidfood
GladiusNocturno
So, your friend thinks they are mini watermelons?
A96
Tell them to start a compost pile.
BoobySlap_0506
My 6 year old does this, but…she’s 6. Sometimes she’ll eat the whole thing if there is peanut butter to dip them in.
OP, have you tried offering peanut butter to get him to eat all of his apples?
Goodmmluck
At least he’s keeping the doctor away.
StillMarie76
So he doesn’t eat the crust?
Lightsabermetrics
You don’t want to eat the apple bones. Smart.
Any-Effective2565
This should be a crime.
darkorex
I don’t like the crusts
Wise-Pin1756
Straight to jail.
NaiRad1000
The fuck
DontcheckSR
Sometimes I don’t feel like eating the skin either. But I usually just cut it off with a knife so I don’t leave behind all the meat™
VexTheTielfling
This is less of a crime than the little new Yorker that only eats the part of the French fry that his fingers haven’t touched. Maybe gift him a peeler for his BD.
JaeCrowe
Wait till this dude discovers watermelons
RightToTheThighs
Like cutting the crust off an uncrustable
LumenAstralis
Has never read the part in Pinocchio where Geppetto gave Pinocchio pears.
YouWereBrained
The nutrients are in the skin.
General_Krull
Lotta meat left on that bone
NaahmastayWoke
That’s insane to cut the apple into slices instead of just peeling the skin off lol
Same-Reaction7944
He’s been doing this since a small child.
Which begs the question…
Who raised you?
cconnorss
It would be easier to peel and core the apple. Less waste, less effort. This is truly stupid.
MongerNoLonger
Is your friend 7 years old?
honeeymooon
The ends are the best part of the Apple imo
MyMomsTastyButthole
Strangely enough, he eats his watermelon whole, just like you would an onion
Kindly-Donut2257
He should just get a core remover, stick in the apple and then his mouth.
mefista
He may be a squirrell.
wbd3434
Is your friend 3yo?
Candytails
This is how my 3 year old eats them as well.
goodnightpunpunisher
Bro ate the core and left the rest of the apple.
Gerrut_batsbak
Ofcouse you dont eat the bones, duh.
Satanicjamnik
The skin is always the most valuable part though!
Safetosay333
Is he 4?
MadTapprr
Why even bother at that point?
kwenlu
r/applecrimes
SixStringGuyUK
Sooo how does he like them
AngelRape
Just like how I eat my oranges.
To all those who say “apples and oranges”, fuck you.
44 Comments
What a psychopath
what a baby
Are they 7?
I do not like it with the skin, Dee. I’m not ALLOWED to eat it with the skin. I’m not ALLOWED!
Im not allowed to eat the skin! Im not allowed!
Get out of the house. SWAT team are enroute.
Peel them like a normal person wtf
Just smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will kill the bacteria from the skin.
r/stupidperson
Not
r/stupidfood
So, your friend thinks they are mini watermelons?
Tell them to start a compost pile.
My 6 year old does this, but…she’s 6. Sometimes she’ll eat the whole thing if there is peanut butter to dip them in.
OP, have you tried offering peanut butter to get him to eat all of his apples?
At least he’s keeping the doctor away.
So he doesn’t eat the crust?
You don’t want to eat the apple bones. Smart.
This should be a crime.
I don’t like the crusts
Straight to jail.
The fuck
Sometimes I don’t feel like eating the skin either. But I usually just cut it off with a knife so I don’t leave behind all the meat™
This is less of a crime than the little new Yorker that only eats the part of the French fry that his fingers haven’t touched. Maybe gift him a peeler for his BD.
Wait till this dude discovers watermelons
Like cutting the crust off an uncrustable
Has never read the part in Pinocchio where Geppetto gave Pinocchio pears.
The nutrients are in the skin.
Lotta meat left on that bone
That’s insane to cut the apple into slices instead of just peeling the skin off lol
He’s been doing this since a small child.
Which begs the question…
Who raised you?
It would be easier to peel and core the apple. Less waste, less effort. This is truly stupid.
Is your friend 7 years old?
The ends are the best part of the Apple imo
Strangely enough, he eats his watermelon whole, just like you would an onion
He should just get a core remover, stick in the apple and then his mouth.
He may be a squirrell.
Is your friend 3yo?
This is how my 3 year old eats them as well.
Bro ate the core and left the rest of the apple.
Ofcouse you dont eat the bones, duh.
The skin is always the most valuable part though!
Is he 4?
Why even bother at that point?
r/applecrimes
Sooo how does he like them
Just like how I eat my oranges.
To all those who say “apples and oranges”, fuck you.